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Last Updated: 01.07.2025 01:03
Loons and Moons
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Why do I sweat a great deal while exercising the same on some days and not so much on others?
Still no good
They put up a sign reading
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Just Forget it!
Then came..
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
share office space ...
So, the docs changed it to read
Minds and Behinds
Freaks and Cheeks
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Still no good.
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No go.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Unacceptable again!
Next, they tried...
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Thumbs down again.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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So they tried
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
How do I find a transgender girlfriend?
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Everyone loved it.
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No, not a chance
Catatonics & High Colonics
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Nuts and Butts
No way